judicial-thesis:

dutchster:

dutchster:

i love being in people’s dreams

well unless i get killed or something

Once my friend had a dream that there was a serial killer at our school and everyone went behind bulletproof glass but I got distracted by a butterfly and got killed

(via b-artsimpson)

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man
zooophagous:

boujhetto:




Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”
kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

crazie-for-god:

deanisanactualprincess:

kevinssecretplace4546:

justanotherklainer:

baptisms:

do puppets realize they’re always being anally fisted

 i though it said puppies and was concerned

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JEFF DUNHAM EVERYBODY

Gotta love Jeff Dunham

(via idontwannagooutside)

deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

(via b-artsimpson)

from now on all of my text posts are going to only be using the title form i just feel like it draws more attention than regular text and literally all i care about is attention

(Source: straighthater, via b-artsimpson)

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute
itseasytoremember:

weallheartonedirection:

This is a concrete floor.

WELL I FOR ONE WOULD MOST LIKELY BREAK SOMETHING BY TRYING TO DIVE INTO THIS FUCKIGN BULLSHIT FLOOR
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